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This Is Not Modern Art

Why owners, sellers, auctioneers and other assorted allsorts don’t want to know when it comes to forgery.

Also dream job title: “Forensic Art Expert”

Regina Spektor “All the Row Boats”

why was a pair of women drawn?? asked by Anonymous

Because yer Mama wasn’t available

thevictorianlady:

Charles ll when Prince of Wales (1637)
Studio of Sir Anthony Van Dyck
“Obviously, I’m pretty badass” little Charles thinks in his pint sized suit of armor. Well, you won’t be for long when that damned Cromwell comes around. Yeah, exile’s a bitch.

Reblogging for commentary.

thevictorianlady:

Charles ll when Prince of Wales (1637)

Studio of Sir Anthony Van Dyck

“Obviously, I’m pretty badass” little Charles thinks in his pint sized suit of armor. Well, you won’t be for long when that damned Cromwell comes around. Yeah, exile’s a bitch.

Reblogging for commentary.

kawaiimon:

notmodernart:

“Watteau you lookin’ at?”
(via National Gallery of Australia)

I wonder how many people get that joke.

As of 10.44pm on Saturday the 2nd of July the answer to that rhetorical question is: Approximately 7.
MORE LAUGHS AT MY GENIUS PLEASE

kawaiimon:

notmodernart:

“Watteau you lookin’ at?”

(via National Gallery of Australia)

I wonder how many people get that joke.

As of 10.44pm on Saturday the 2nd of July the answer to that rhetorical question is: Approximately 7.

MORE LAUGHS AT MY GENIUS PLEASE

The Warren Cup
mid 1th century AD
Roman
in the British Museum

The Warren Cup

mid 1th century AD

Roman

in the British Museum

The Death of Hyacinth
Jean Broc
1801

The Death of Hyacinth

Jean Broc

1801

Egon Schiele
Two Young Girls
Oil painting
(via Egon Schiele - Two young girls)

Egon Schiele

Two Young Girls

Oil painting

(via Egon Schiele - Two young girls)

Gabrielle d’Estrees and One of Her Sisters
School of Fontainebleau
16th Century
(via HEROES OF CULTURE: The Piquant Nipple, or Who Doesn’t Like Breasts?)

Gabrielle d’Estrees and One of Her Sisters

School of Fontainebleau

16th Century

(via HEROES OF CULTURE: The Piquant Nipple, or Who Doesn’t Like Breasts?)

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